HAIRCUT CITY

The owner of the bakery told me I had to get a haircut. I don't have a camera, so I asked my friend Samuel K to draw it for me. This is what I looked like before:




I had really long hair a long time ago, so I cut like, one side, but not all the way down, and then I realized cutting your hair by yourself is hard and I had to quit, but then somebody told me it looked like a mullet and mullets are gross, so I made Enid cut it for me last night. She's good at things like this. This is what it looks like now:



It's shorter and I have a little ponytail behind my ear like Obi-Wan in Star Wars Episode I. Sam forgot to draw it. That movie was crap, but his haircut was pretty cool. Do all Jedis get haircuts like that when they're learning how to be a Jedi?

I got that haircut because I'm a baker's apprentice. Not a Jedi's apprentice.

Today we got my car all fixed up. Chuck has AAA and this guy named ALVIN came out in a big truck with flashing lights and chains and stuff on the back. He filled up my tires and I was READY TO GO!

But this is the problem.

Who let the air out of my tires!?

A mystery is afoot!!

Hup ho!

Let's get down to business!