UPDATE OF THE BEST KIND!!

After being such a dumblefritz and FORGETTING that Hotaru was COMING HERE TO AMERICA, I decided to dedicate TONS of time to her. That's why I haven't updated in like A MONTH!!

So Hotaru is here now and she's still in bed. She sleeps in like CRAZY! I guess it's because she works so hard at school, during the summer, she is ULTRA LAZY!

Our first night here we saw Shrek 3, and it was FIMARBULOUS. There's this part where a baby Shrek pukes all over the regular Shrek. I was about to throw up MYSELF I was laughing so hard, and it was also REALLY GROSS.

The next day she and I got into a shaving cream fight in the living room and instead of cleaning it up we just mashed it into the carpet. Enid came home and started choking. "WHAT IS THAT SMELL!? WHY DOES THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELL LIKE AFTERSHAVE!? WHAT DID YOU DO KOJIRO!?"

Hotaru and I made a speedy escape out my bedroom window. We didn't even put our video games on pause, which probably gave it away that we made a speedy escape, but ENID NEVER CAUGHT US because she's slow!

Then, OH MY GOD, she was texting somebody on her cell phone and I was like "Who's that you're texting on your cell phone!?"

She turned like BEET RED and she was like "NOBODY OKAY!?"

Oh ho ho ho ho! Now is the time where my BIG BROTHER INSTINCTS come into play! I know that tone of voice! I KNOW THAT COLOR OF RED!

AND ITS NOT JUST BECAUSE I KNOW BEETS!!

"JACOBY!" I cried! "YOU ARE TEXTING THAT JACOBY BOY!"

"SHUT UP KOJIRO!" she yelled and she started laughing because I was RIGHT ALL ALONG!

SHERLOCK TANAKA AT YOUR SERVICE!

My powers of deduction are FLAWLESS!!

"Are you asking him on a date!?" I asked her. I snatched her phone away and checked.

She got REAL QUIET and REAL RED like a beet again and she told me "I already did!"

I was like "AAAAAAAAAH!!"

THEY WENT ON A DATE JUST AFTER THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOL!!!

More Big Brother Instincts came into play and I kind of wanted to kick that Jacoby kid's butt, but I kept that to myself. HE BETTER BE A PROPER GENTLEMAN TO MY HOTARU!

So we got to talking about Jacoby and then she asked me if I still had the total hots for Ramona and then it was MY turn to go red and her Little Sister Instincts kicked in and she was like "YOU DO!"

"I DO" I SAID "I DO!!"

Then she told me that I should ask her out on a date.

"No way!" I said. "I've got the total hots for her!"

"That's why you need to ask her out!" she said.

"No way! No WAY!"

"Come on, Kojiro! The worst she can do is say no!"

Well!

WELL!!

I never thought of it like that.

So I told Hotaru, "Well. WELL! I never thought of it like that!"

So, um, next time I see Ramona...

I'm going to ask her out on a date.

I guess.

OH MY GOD